2012-08-07 [gone333]: Lol

2012-08-07 [Never.More]: Daaaaawwwww. *dances a jig*

2012-08-07 [gone333]: Me 2 *dances with fay* happy song

2012-08-08 [Never.More]: Wooot!

2012-08-09 [gone333]: and the chat died again :(

2012-08-09 [Never.More]: Always does. lol

2012-08-09 [gone333]: **sighs** too bad ._.

2012-08-09 [Never.More]: I know, right?

2012-08-09 [gone333]: hey everybody wake up if you want to see my pussy! maybe that will work fay if not this chat frickin sucks lol

2012-08-09 [Never.More]: xD

2012-08-09 [gone333]: Guess I it didn't work lmfao!

2012-08-09 [Never.More]: xD

2012-08-16 [Doll]: Show of hands... whose naked?

2012-08-16 [gone333]: Apparently no one doll the chat as went blank

2012-08-17 [Never.More]: I am! Me me me!

2012-08-28 [gone333]: btw [Doll]you take some amazing pics

2012-09-07 [Another Brick in the Wall]: Hello Fake ;)

2012-09-18 [Blaidd Drwg]: I'm in my truck, who is going to come get stuck in the mud with me

2012-09-19 [Yokita the Slave]: I wannnnnnaaa be nakey!

2012-09-20 [Never.More]: Then get naked, woman!

2012-09-20 [Another Brick in the Wall]: I concur

2012-09-21 [Yokita the Slave]: ooooooook!

2012-09-22 [Aoi]: I didnt even know this was here. I wanna get naked Dx

Am I the only one that sees that annoying picture?

2012-09-22 [Never.More]: What annoying picture?

2012-09-22 [Aoi]: Ok never mind its gone xD

I still wanna be naked Dx

2012-09-24 [Yokita the Slave]: lolol lets go

2012-09-25 [Never.More]: :D

2012-09-26 [Aoi]: *strips completely naked* ;D I feel alot better <3

2012-10-20 [RyGirl]: whats up

2012-10-27 [dragunov63]: cyber any1

2012-10-28 [Hardee Har har]: bwahahaha. Look at him. He thinks people CYBER here :D how cute.

2012-10-28 [Sammie h]: Aww! Ill take you to the cyber shop, but you can suck your own lollipop lol. X

2012-10-28 [Aoi]: Lol.

2012-10-31 [Sammie h]: naked come and join in

2012-11-05 [Sammie h]: sammie's fans

2012-11-28 [lovebeyondwords]: brand new here

2012-11-28 [Aoi]: hello :3

2012-12-06 [No current name]: ^_^

2012-12-07 [Aoi]: ^-^

2012-12-07 [mr mrs pussy slayer XXX]: hi everybody not feeling good

2012-12-08 [gone333]: Quids Delights

2012-12-17 [xguvyctcjcvkc]: HEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!......someone give me someone to fucking talk to......female......

2012-12-18 [Yokita the Slave]: Gaaaaahhhh!!!! People talk!

2012-12-19 [Aoi]: Who would have thought? :o

2012-12-19 [gone333]: What's up everyone. Seems like fake is being a little slower these days.

2012-12-19 [xguvyctcjcvkc]: yeah it sure is lmmfao...sad what we used to consider "high activity" but this...this is like nothing goin on anymore

2012-12-19 [Hardee Har har]: Probably because there ISN'T anything going on. This website has become a third-rate bitch fest for everyone.

2012-12-19 [mr mrs pussy slayer XXX]: hi everybody u all there and stuff what is up with u all and i am finally over my stomach flu

2012-12-20 [xguvyctcjcvkc]: i miss sendin nudies back and forth to girls and vice verca :(

2012-12-20 [Hardee Har har]: There are literally millions of websites where you can do that very thing. That's FAKE's problem. It's not the special snowflake that it likes to think it is.

2012-12-21 [xguvyctcjcvkc]: lol right? like meetme....but the girls are stubborn on there....whats one that local to Texas ?

2012-12-24 [friendzone]: Hi everyone hows it going

2012-12-26 [Violen Trapist]: Yo. What up?

2012-12-27 [Violen Trapist]: Bob's Diner!

2012-12-28 [bingyboo]: Hello everyone. :) I'm new?

2012-12-29 [bingyboo]: Man this is dead..

2012-12-30 [Stephen]: Hello new person. (:

2013-01-10 [ddave]: hey guys and girls. whose up for a nice convo. I am new to this site

2013-01-12 [Yokita the Slave]: This place has gone to hell lately......its really sad...

2013-01-12 [Sammie h]: Everyone should start using www.elfpack.com again

2013-01-12 [Violen Trapist]: Sammie... nobody loves you. Eat at Bob's Diner.

2013-01-18 [Teh Aj]: BOOOO

2013-01-18 [Sammie h]: <poll:2015>

2013-01-20 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: Hiya evrybody, I is very frendly, ya can ask me GRANDMA if ya don beleve me cos I swear down I is frendly. Hey dus anyone else here wear TIGHTY WHIETEYS or Y FRONTS jus liek me dus ???

2013-01-20 [Sammie h]: Ahh, *hides behind the sofa* a man on the run from rehab.

2013-01-20 [Harden my Heart]: Hi everyone......just looking around, whats up

2013-01-20 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: FYI I aint on the RUN from REHAB, if ya must know I SIGNED myself out WILLINGLY cos I is CURED dus ya get me , SO THERE !!!
SO ZIP IT BIATCH b4 i gets my GRANDMA to SLAMDUNK YOU !!!

2013-01-20 [Sammie h]: Ahh, grandma checked out of rehab to....

Actually that's a good thing, she can do my washing again, *hands the washing to you*.

2013-01-20 [Naruto Man]: any one looking for a good talk? inbox me :)

2013-01-22 [bingyboo]: *waves* Hi, everyone! :)

2013-01-22 [Teh Aj]: hola

2013-01-22 [bingyboo]: How are you?

2013-01-22 [Teh Aj]: I'm good how are you?

2013-01-22 [bingyboo]: I'm alright. :)

2013-01-22 [Teh Aj]: wootness :D

2013-01-22 [Harden my Heart]: Hiii

2013-01-22 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Heyyy! :)]

2013-01-23 [Teh Aj]: **glomps [☆Shαwtÿ]**

2013-01-24 [Teh Aj]: I wana play a joke on my friend on here so if any guy can help me that would be awesome :D

2013-01-24 [Teh Aj]: [if you don't care why are you commenting on it?]

2013-01-24 [Teh Aj]: [just sayin you obviously care because you commented on it]

2013-01-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*hugs Teh Aj* Hey beautiful, PM me about this joke :D I wanna hear!]

2013-01-24 [Teh Aj]: **hugs back** will do babes

2013-01-24 [Stephen]: @Sammie: Don't subtly insult people. You know better than that. If you don't like what someone does, ignore it. Calling them out on it just makes you look bad. (:

2013-01-24 [Hardee Har har]: This chat is worthless, and filled to bursting with human garbage.

2013-01-24 [Sammie h]: Ok, sorry x

2013-01-24 [Teh Aj]:

2013-01-25 [Teh Aj]: RPWhores -----> join us today :D

2013-01-25 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: so..much... stuff... GAH...

2013-02-01 [Yokita the Slave]: Make this popular againnnnn! *strips naked and climbs a tree*

2013-02-02 [Never.More]: o.o

2013-02-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: o.O

2013-02-02 [Stephen]: Chat at Bob's Diner. (:

2013-02-02 [gone333]: I love how people keep deleting my comments if I want to post my wiki's I do have the right to

2013-02-02 [gone333]: Lets try this again... Tatt It Up

2013-02-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: O.o

2013-02-03 [gone333]: Ok now it deleted the one I just post and is showing my old comment... O.o grrrr

2013-02-04 [Stephen]: No one should be deleting any of your comments, I'm the only person on the site (other than the programmer) with the ability to delete any comments from all pages.

IE: It's a glitch in the system, hit refresh on the page. (:

2013-02-06 [Sammie h]: Yeah no other member or normal member can, only [Stephen] and [Virgin Slut] has the power to do so, it may be your browser as there was a problem a while ago I think with google chrome firefox or the latest internet browser, so may be download andother browser, firefox doesn't usually have a problem so that may work but can't promise anything. :)

2013-02-06 [Violen Trapist]: Hey, I can too if I set my mind to it!

2013-02-06 [gone333]: I'm in a brand new iPod trust me there's no glitches but oh well

2013-02-06 [Violen Trapist]: He means it's a glitch on Fake's end.

2013-02-08 [Harden my Heart]: Howdy folks

2013-02-22 [Stephen]: Don't steal members from one site for another site, Sammie. :3

I appreciate the effort to promote Elfpack, but don't possibly hurt Fake in the process. (;

2013-02-22 [Harden my Heart]: Be like alot of us, join both

2013-02-27 [Sammie h]: I have joined all possible lol and part of crew on most apart from two. :)

2013-02-28 [Yokita the Slave]:
.> i just want everyone to be nakey....

2013-03-03 [its Justin]: hows it going everyone? so what kinda trouble can i get into today? o and lolita lovely ill get nakey with you lol

2013-03-03 [Yokita the Slave]: Well, there's one taker i guess

2013-03-04 [Hardee Har har]: I mean, I could get naked. I guess?

2013-03-05 [its Justin]: to late hardee har har! first come first serve! hahahaha no im joking. so when are we all getting naked Lolita?

2013-03-05 [Hardee Har har]: First come first served?

Wow. So we're turning social interaction into commodities?

I've nothing to say to that.

2013-03-05 [its Justin]: hahahahaha Hardee har har you know im messing with you. i dont mind if you get naked in the yellow rubber raft with me and lolita. the more the batter. wink wink...

2013-03-05 [Hardee Har har]: It's okay. Everyone bases their interactions with others on their utilitarian value. Despite your assurances, you're just like everyone else.

And rafts suck.

2013-03-06 [Yokita the Slave]: I just want everyone naked.....as I said before haha

2013-03-06 [its Justin]: hardee har har dont be so fast to pass judgement. you know nothing about me. so dont be a giant vagina. its not becoming on anyone and your no exception. also as for rafts maybe you should just learn to go with the flow of things. feel the good vibes man and just go with it.

now lolita naked is always good why dosent someone have a room just for naked in here that everyone can post in? hummmm

2013-03-06 [Yokita the Slave]: O.o there is...

2013-03-07 [its Justin]: ware is that?

2013-03-09 [Yokita the Slave]: It's called the Joyful Nakiness

2013-03-10 [its Justin]: i cant find it with the search it kinda sucks im not going to lie.

2013-03-28 [Sammie h]: For the less sexualised people, please join www.elfpack.com x

2013-04-19 [gghouse]: new here , so hows this site work?

2013-04-19 [Hardee Har har]: It doesn't, actually.

2013-04-19 [Yokita the Slave]: peopleeeee!

2013-05-04 [Cortexius]: * walks into diner sits at booth and pretends to be reading my book* hello to all and to all a sexy horny night lol

2013-05-05 [Sammie h]: Fake and other Heddate sites work by members who join, this is actually how social Network sites work all together, example, what would Facebook be without any members? :)

2013-05-05 [Hardee Har har]: @Sammie: It was a joke. As in, even given the members, FAKE is still lackluster to the point of ineffectiveness.

2013-05-05 [Sammie h]: Compared to Most Heddate sites, this is actually the most active, I wasn't saying that to you, I was saying that to [gghouse].

2013-05-05 [Sammie h]: Message to everyone:

Would you like to express your body, but privately and show your body in all shapes and sizes, then head on over to I'd rather be naked sign up and I will give you the password. :)

2013-07-05 [Blaidd Drwg]: Ah elfpack

2013-07-11 [Lolita]: Hello

2013-07-19 [Blaidd Drwg]: Hello

2013-08-09 [Doll]: Hello, everyone! I don't really exist here... ^_^

2013-08-09 [DeeJay™]: *gropes* o_o

2013-08-09 [Doll]: *isn't gropable*

2013-08-09 [DeeJay™]: pfft, who says i was trying to grope you?! ;]

2013-08-09 [Doll]: Who said it wasn't just a statement of being for the current topic and not a specified assumption of being targeted?

2013-08-09 [DeeJay™]: who said there's a difference between the two, considering we're the only ones here? xD

2013-08-09 [Doll]: So you were attempting to grope me?

2013-08-10 [DeeJay™]: nope! i was just groping myself.
 ..as always ;_;

2013-08-10 [Doll]: *stares*

2013-08-10 [Harden my Heart]: *butts in and stares*

2013-08-10 [Doll]: *continues*

2013-08-10 [DeeJay™]: o.o
...*carries on touching self regardless*

2013-08-13 [Harden my Heart]: *smiles, loving the sight, asks if I could join ya*

2013-08-13 [DeeJay™]: awww.. i cant find the video i wanted to show :( it was awesome, so just pretend!

2013-08-13 [Doll]: *is saddened, but pretends away*

2013-08-13 [Harden my Heart]: *pretends too* (then rolls eyes)

2013-08-13 [Hardee Har har]: *does the harlem shake*

2013-08-13 [mr mrs pussy slayer XXX]: hey people what is up with u

2013-08-15 [Doll]: I think it's time to get naked

2013-08-15 [mr mrs pussy slayer XXX]: I agree doll

2013-08-15 [Doll]: It's the thing to do here

2013-08-15 [mr mrs pussy slayer XXX]: yup

2013-08-15 [Cortexius]: *bounces up and down like a kid in candy store* boooooooooobbbbbbiiiiiieeeeesssssssssss* oh wait i was just dreaming......hi guys

2013-08-15 [Doll]: Hi *waves*

2013-08-15 [DeeJay™]: i heard boobies O_o

2013-08-15 [Doll]: I saw boobies >_>

2013-08-15 [DeeJay™]: i wish i saw boobies.. ;(

2013-08-15 [Cortexius]: i like boobies* dances in circles*

2013-08-16 [Doll]: Ok, fucking spam- Sex Tricks. Wiki needs submissions!

2013-08-16 [mr mrs pussy slayer XXX]: u can see boobies on my profile

2013-09-01 [Yokita the Slave]: I see boobies all the time....they're my own boobies

2013-09-02 [mr mrs pussy slayer XXX]: lol

2013-09-02 [Doll]: Pssst.. If you haven't already, go look at boobs in the Best Cleavage Award... And vote!

2013-09-08 [Doll]: Wow fake chat is dead.......

2013-09-09 [Yokita the Slave]: it really is...

2013-09-09 [Doll]: Quite *nod, nod*

2013-09-09 [Cortexius]: Moooooooooooossssseeeee

2013-09-09 [Doll]: Where?

2013-09-22 [Cortexius]: Lol*dances in circles* heylo everyone *nips dolls ear playfully* the moose is with the meese the meese are aliens that are trying to take over the world...mwhahaha......I'm not weird just hyped up on sugar

2013-09-22 [Doll]: *meeses*

2013-09-22 [Cortexius]: Forgot the "s" oops lol

2013-09-22 [Doll]: No, that was an action ^_^ I wasn't correcting you.

*is a meese*

2013-09-22 [Cortexius]: *hides under bed with french toast boomarang* the meese is coming to take over the world*

2013-09-22 [Doll]: *meeses the world*

2013-09-22 [Harden my Heart]: Covers eyes

2013-09-23 [Doll]: *disappears*

2013-09-23 [Aoi]: o-o

2013-10-27 [NerdyGothCurves]: does anyone no if there is a quicker easier way to empty out the inbox of all msgs instead of going one by one page by page? if so help me plz

2013-10-30 [Dragonspell]: Hi hi. How ish chu all

2013-11-01 [NerdyGothCurves]: hey does anyone rmemeber how to upload a 3rd profile pic?

2013-11-02 [Dragonspell]: Unbeknowned to me.

2013-11-02 [Hardee Har har]: Pretty sure you have to donate? Though god knows why you'd want to do that.

2013-11-02 [NerdyGothCurves]: Lol

2013-11-02 [Cortexius]: You have to get the image code and place it on the edit part of the picture and it makes the image shoe up on your page

2013-11-02 [NerdyGothCurves]: it didnt work

2013-11-03 [Cortexius]:

Like this

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Like my ex giggity

2013-11-03 [Dragonspell]: There are just some Mistakes you just cant erase... Lol

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Lol

2013-11-08 [NerdyGothCurves]: can ppl help me? i cnt find the wiki page with the list and names of all seasonal contest

2013-11-19 [NerdyGothCurves]: why isnt a new slut of the week up? no offense [Doll] but i liked a few of the applicants lol show me yo bodeh

2013-11-20 [Hardee Har har]: "Slut of The Week" is a bit of a misnomer. It's more like "Slut of whenever the hell we get around to it".
"Slut of pretending we still care" also works.

2013-11-20 [NerdyGothCurves]: Ive noticed that -_- kinda bugging me. its been quite awhile since a new one has been up.

2013-11-20 [Blaidd Drwg]: It seems approximately monthly

2013-11-20 [NerdyGothCurves]: its been over a month according to the date on the old one lol it serves no purpose to the title

2013-11-24 [Doll]: Slut of the Week is being handed back over to me. I had kept it weekly when I had previously ran it. Though we do not adequately have enough active members to truly keep it weekly and the crew gets lazy (busy in RL) and leaves people up for rather lengthy times. I am purposely leaving me up before taking over because I'm selfish. Don't scroll down Main if your sick of me. Otherwise, please be patient, I have issues, I'm getting around to being on here in between issue spikes.

2013-11-24 [NerdyGothCurves]: mhm.

2013-11-24 [Doll]: ^_^